Father’s Day Giggles

Father’s Day Giggles

 Dad's jokes are ancient, fossilized,

With punchlines no one’s recognized.

He laughs alone, we smile with grace—

The eye-roll champ of every place.

Your snores shake the house, a bear in a cave,

Remote's your scepter, the couch you enslave.

You "fix" things with tape, call it "Dad's engineer flair,"

We laugh, but your love keeps our home in repair.

He grills like it's his sacred rite,

With flames that reach alarming height.

The steak is "charred," he says, not burned—

A life skill clearly self-learned.

His wardrobe’s full of socks and tees,

In shades of mustard, grass, and peas.

But truth be told, through quirks and flair—

There’s no one else who can compare!         

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By:  Your ghostly guide, The Keeper of Gothic Dust Diaries with whispers from Grok of xAI